We were driving in the car to pick up Noahs cake for his birthday. Out of no where Eli says
"Mom I married this girl
me - really? to who (I thought he was going to say the little girl from his class)
Eli - to Cordova
Me? Cordova? Who is that?
Me - What? (Looking at his father in total confusion) When did you go to the island?
(now Noah is realising this is funny) Noah - we drove there
Me - where were your father and I
Noah - It was too far, it took Eli and I about an hour to get there, and then we got married to Cordova from the Island