I almost Died

I have an back inverter

You strap your feet in at the bottom then raise your arms and it flips you upside down and its suppost to stretch out your back and help with back problems.  Its nice, however I dont use it as much as I should.  One day Noah was climbing on it and Eli came and decided to raise it up while he was on it.  Noah starts freaking out

Noah - "Eli, ELI!!! Put me down!!!

Eli just laughed

Me - Eli please put him down

Noah jumped off the machine and ran to the dog

Noah - "Oh Duke, I almost died!!!!  I love you so much!"

Do you have a pet you love so much?  What are your funny stories?