Lost in Translation

Gran - Hey Eli tell mom what you did tonight!

Eli - (facing me with grans black high heal on his hand, puts high heal on face) doo dee daaa (moves shoe to stomach) daa doo dee, (moves shoe to neck) dooo ah ehhh da

Gramps - Okay Noah its up to you to save the story

Any thing ever get lost in translation with your family?

Duke Style

It was dinner time.  I had fixed our lovely little family dinner and every one should have been sitting at the dinner table.  Noah was laying on the floor next to our Basset Hound, Duke

Me - Noah get up

Me - Noah get off the floor

Noah - Im pratcing Duke Style

Me - What?

Noah - Im practcing my Duke style, you know laying on the floor, eating out of a bowl.  Stuff like that.

Me - Great, sit down.

I am pretty sure Duke just thinks hes being a dog, and does not realize he has style

Flushing Momma

We were on a family vacation in Memphis Tn when the kids ran into the hotel bath room

N: daddy, where is mommy?

Wes: I flushed her

N (running to potty & looking in) Momma!...Momma!!!why did you flush her. How will we get her back?

I hear all this going on from the hotel bed room, so I run in (my hair was wet from the shower) Daddy! Why did you flush me? Please don’t do that again

N: are you guys kidding me?

Can anyone say psychiatric bills in the future?