The Night Run

Around three in the morning Eli started yelling out that his bed was wet. 

Eli - Mommy! Daddy! I had an accident, Moooomy!  Daaady.

So my husband gets up to check on him and Elis is not wet, his pull up is dry the bed is dry. But he is insistent that he had an accident.  Eli point to a quarter size drool spot on his bed.

Eli - See daddy - I had an accident

Wes - you drooled, that's not an accident

The Midnight potty run

Sometimes I get tired of changing sheets with urine on them. 

Sometimes. 

So at the suggestion of my husband I woke Noah up to go to the potty.  Now I use the words "woke up" loosely.   I picked him up from his bed and carried him asleep to the potty.  Once at the potty, I sat him on to it

which he shouted

"Mom what are we doing?" 

Then he proceeded to pee all over the bathroom (I thought by sitting him down this would be avoided....I was wrong)  So once he was done he said

"ahh that feels so much better,

 to which I erupted in laughter, but tried not to laugh too hard so I did not wake him up. Just another night being a mom

Flushing Momma

We were on a family vacation in Memphis Tn when the kids ran into the hotel bath room

N: daddy, where is mommy?

Wes: I flushed her

N (running to potty & looking in) Momma!...Momma!!!why did you flush her. How will we get her back?

I hear all this going on from the hotel bed room, so I run in (my hair was wet from the shower) Daddy! Why did you flush me? Please don’t do that again

N: are you guys kidding me?

Can anyone say psychiatric bills in the future?