Hello Madame

A friend of mine was doing laundry when here daugher came in

Brooke (daughter) - Mom, Avery has asked me to call her Madame, and I am also her room mate, servant and butler
Crystal (mom) - really?

So my friend waited with anticipation to pick her older daughter up from dance class

Crystal - "" so Madame, who's this new room mate/servant/butler? Can you get her to do my laundry?" 

Avery - MOOOOOOM omg Brooke can't even work the washer!

Crystal - How long has this been going on?

Avery - not long, just a few days ran  small errands like getting my itouch from the kitchen and putting my shoes away

In addition to being a mom of two really funny girls Crystal runs a small cake business.  Check her out at Sugar Mama Sweets

Credit Card Please

I am tired .  Just in general, I am tired.  Saturday mornings I try to sleep in.  This one paticular night both kids had wet the bed in the middle of the night, and some how I had ended up in my sons room on the top bunk.  Occasionaly I lay down in places where it takes them a while to find me. 

Noah found me

Noah - Mom, I am hungry

Noah - Mom, I am hungry

Me - Okay, um just use your credit card and get something small

Noah - what?

Me - just use your credit card and get something small

Noah - Mom....I dont have a credit card

Me (awake now) what?

Noah - I dont have a credit card

Me - Oh ya, okay I will fix breakfast

You need to get bigger

Eli and I were out on the town and decided to stop by and visit my sister. 

After a short visit I said"Okay Eli, hug your Aunt Melanie and tell her good bye"

Eli runs over and gives Aunt Melanie a big hug

Eli  - Aunt Melanie, you need to get bigger

Melanie - What?

Eli - you need to get bigger, your too small

Me - what needs to get bigger?

Eli - her boobies

Me - and on that note we will be leaving, see you soon

Do your kids ever say anything, and they dont really know what it means?  What was it?

Wrestling

My kids were invited to a really cool wrestling birthday party at the VFW.  Once a month the VFW has amiture wrestlers come and they do a little wrestling show.  I was sure the kids were going to love it.  My husband and step dad took them.

So the Eli was telling me how awesome it was.

Eli - "mom it was so cool!"

Me - really, what happened?

Eli - We got in the ring and my friend grabed the mike and said "hey dude shake your booty", then I grabed the mike and said "Ya dudes stand up and shake your bootys!

Me - really (I knew they had gotten in the ring for pictures)  You did that?, let me check with your dad

umm, Eli Daddy says that did not happen

Eli - Oh he had stepped out for a min.

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I almost Died

I have an back inverter

You strap your feet in at the bottom then raise your arms and it flips you upside down and its suppost to stretch out your back and help with back problems.  Its nice, however I dont use it as much as I should.  One day Noah was climbing on it and Eli came and decided to raise it up while he was on it.  Noah starts freaking out

Noah - "Eli, ELI!!! Put me down!!!

Eli just laughed

Me - Eli please put him down

Noah jumped off the machine and ran to the dog

Noah - "Oh Duke, I almost died!!!!  I love you so much!"

Do you have a pet you love so much?  What are your funny stories?

Noahs birthday party

Noah turned 5 on Feb 7th.  He had a fun party.  As you may know Noah is a Scooby-Doo addict.  And every addict needs a good cake.

I would say he loved his cake.  And it was so yummy!  Made by the fabulous sugar mamma

(281)684-2661 http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Sugar-Mama-Sweets/171930482832531?sk=info

So the next thing a Scooby addict needs is....well Scooby

and the gang.  Fred was busy solving Mysteries

But the girls stoped by, and you know Eli loves the girls

It was also pretty cool to hang out with Shaggy

Not to mention the awesome face painting

Then it was time for games

Lisa from Kikks and Giggles did such an awesome job http://www.kikksandgiggles.com/ she did all the decor, provided the characters, face painting, goody bags.  Allowing me to actually get to enjoy the party.  I highly recommend her

Presents!

Playing Scooby, Scooby, Shaggy!

Who found Velemas Glasses?

It was a blast!  Happy 5th birthday Noah!

Wow how time flys

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Information on the Character Company:

Kikks and Giggles is a Childrens Event and Entertainment company that specializes in making wonderful memories for your children. We do the complete set up to clean up for Birthday Parties we have many different themes and characters. please check out our website at www.kikksandgiggles.com or give us a call at 281-997-7284 We do the invitations/thank you's We bring the tables/chairs Linens and Decor, Plates, cups, utensils We serve the food cut the cake open gifts do a craft play games based on theme Make the goodie buckets and bring the costumes for most of the themes for the kids to dress up in. We take pictures You relax and enjoy your childs party. The cost is PRICELESS! Prices vary and are based on 10 kids you can add more to the package

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Happy Birthday to Noah!!!!!

Five years ago TODAY my little boy was born.  

Having him has made me a better person.

He has grown SO fast

Happy Birthday Baby!!!