I almost Died

I have an back inverter

You strap your feet in at the bottom then raise your arms and it flips you upside down and its suppost to stretch out your back and help with back problems.  Its nice, however I dont use it as much as I should.  One day Noah was climbing on it and Eli came and decided to raise it up while he was on it.  Noah starts freaking out

Noah - "Eli, ELI!!! Put me down!!!

Eli just laughed

Me - Eli please put him down

Noah jumped off the machine and ran to the dog

Noah - "Oh Duke, I almost died!!!!  I love you so much!"

Do you have a pet you love so much?  What are your funny stories?

Underwear!

My children have taught me how to incorporate the use of the word underwear into everyday life. You can use this word for everything.  So if you are in a rut and want to jazz up your life,make it a little less boring, i have been told underwear are so funny because you wear them on your bottom.

It can be used as a greeting:

Good morning Underwear!

Or in place of other words instead of good you can say - 

Well Underwear, 

you can jazz it up and say 

well underwear, ya baby hoo ya

If you really love someone you can say

Noah is an underwear head

Your welcome 

How I met my husband

My husband and I just celebrated 10 years of marriage on December 16th 2010.  We met in August of 1999 and were married in December of 2000.  We are often asked how we met, so here is goes :)

I was a freshman at Stephen F Austin Univeristy and did not have a car (thats a story for another time)  I was waiting down stairs in the lobby to go to Wednesday night Church when this man sat down next to me.  I thought it was the campus athest who went by the name animal.

He was a large man, in a black shirt with all this facial hair.  Then he started talking to me, and I thought "why is this guy talking to me?"

So our first conversation went something like this:

me: so like are you into God
Wes: yes (holds up Bible)
Me: oh hm (being observent is not my strong quality) well maybe I will see you around

So there you have it.  Love at first sight