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Showing posts with label booty slapping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booty slapping. Show all posts

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Wrestling

My kids were invited to a really cool wrestling birthday party at the VFW.  Once a month the VFW has amiture wrestlers come and they do a little wrestling show.  I was sure the kids were going to love it.  My husband and step dad took them.
So the Eli was telling me how awesome it was.
Eli - "mom it was so cool!"
Me - really, what happened?
Eli - We got in the ring and my friend grabed the mike and said "hey dude shake your booty", then I grabed the mike and said "Ya dudes stand up and shake your bootys!
Me - really (I knew they had gotten in the ring for pictures)  You did that?, let me check with your dad
umm, Eli Daddy says that did not happen
Eli - Oh he had stepped out for a min.

Picture by Rhonda Meridith



Monday, January 17, 2011

Hello Pretty Lady

Noah and I were at Krogers and he was about 18 months old.  We were leaving the store, and were behind this lady who was about 90. She was moving really, really slow, and we could not pass her.  When we got a chance to pass her I took it, I grabed his hand and walked faster to pass her.  Right as we are about to walk past her I see my little boy reach out his hand and smack her on the bottom 
Then he said
"Hello Pretty Lady" 

Mortified does not accurtaly describe how I felt.  

Here is a picture of Noah from around that time with some pretty ladies: