Wrestling

My kids were invited to a really cool wrestling birthday party at the VFW.  Once a month the VFW has amiture wrestlers come and they do a little wrestling show.  I was sure the kids were going to love it.  My husband and step dad took them.

So the Eli was telling me how awesome it was.

Eli - "mom it was so cool!"

Me - really, what happened?

Eli - We got in the ring and my friend grabed the mike and said "hey dude shake your booty", then I grabed the mike and said "Ya dudes stand up and shake your bootys!

Me - really (I knew they had gotten in the ring for pictures)  You did that?, let me check with your dad

umm, Eli Daddy says that did not happen

Eli - Oh he had stepped out for a min.

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Guest Writer - Eli

Occasionally I will have a guest writer.  In this case I am still the writer, he is just telling me the story.  So with out further adieu here is Eli's story.

Once upon a time someone shaked their booty and they got in big trouble.  Then they went ahead and played with toys and made some phone calls and put on their underwear.


Thats all I have for today
Laura

Bottoms are Funny

Right before New Years N (4), E (3) and myself came down with strep throat. I went to the minute clinic at CVS and had made the kids an appointment for later that evening with their doctor.

Now before I go any further I want you to imagine you are at CVS not feeling well and your with this guy: (the one at the very end)



Thank you Monday night football. My kids think this guy is so funny, so funny in fact that he needs to be duplicated at home, at the grocery store, and even at CVS when mommy was feeling like crap.

E: Hello Mr. Doctor
Me: E she’s a woman
E: Hello Mr Doctor
Woman: I am a nurse
Me: Lets just be quite
N: “diaper head” (while doing Booty slapping dance)


So I convince Wes that I feel bad and he needs to take the kids to the doctor. Its decided they need a shot, no biggie they should be prepared for this.
Nurse: Okay lets pull down your pants so we can give you a shot
N : (Pulls down pants…..no underwear are on)
Wes: looks at N “Why don’t you have underwear on?”
Nurse: laughs give shot

E :pulls pants down, no underwear
Wes: well look at you no underwear and your pants are on back wards
Nurse: (to E) please don’t pee on me

Now before you all look at me – I put underwear on them and at some point during the day they decided they did not need them & took them off

What tv commercials do your kids copy?