Mornings

I was brushing Noah's hair and could not get it to set down on his head right

Me - ahh - your hair is so crazy

Noah - you mean adorable

Aggrivate your Sister

There's an app on Brookes Itouch for Nike and when she hits this certain button it says 

" walk around to activate your sensor" 

Well Brook hears " walk around to aggrivate your sister"

So she has been following Averi around asking " are you aggrivated? Are you aggrivated?what about now? Now? Are you aggrivated now? Averi what does this even mean???" 

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Massage

We were in a restaurant & Eli took his straw wrapping of of his straw.  Then he stuck it up to my neck.

I gave him a really weird look and he said

Wow - That was a weird massage

Marriage

We were driving in the car to pick up Noahs cake for his birthday.  Out of no where Eli says

"Mom I married this girl

me - really? to who (I thought he was going to say the little girl from his class)

Eli - to Cordova

Me? Cordova?  Who is that?

Eli - Shes the girl I met on the Island & we got married

Me - What? (Looking at his father in total confusion)  When did you go to the island?

(now Noah is realising this is funny) Noah - we drove there

Me - where were your father and I

Noah - It was too far, it took Eli and I about an hour to get there, and then we got married to Cordova from the Island

Darts and bed time

One day our AC went out.  And we live in Texas and it was summer.  Not a good combo.  So we made up a bed for the kids to sleep on in the formal dining area.  Well they were not sleeping.  They kept getting up and sneaking around.  Trying to get up stairs.  So I decided to set up a task force.  I told Wes to join me on the stairs where I armed him with a nerf gun.   I myself had a gun and from my vantage point I could see strait into the dining room. 

They would start to wisper and when they crept on to the tile I would shoot them with a nerf gun.  Then they would look around in bewilderment.  They had no idea where I was or where the darts were coming from, or that I could see them.  It was hysterical.  Wes job was to shoot them on the stairs if they got that far, but they never did.

Once Wes and I had amused ourself for 30 min or so we decided it was too stinkin hot to stay there & went to moms

The Night Run

Around three in the morning Eli started yelling out that his bed was wet. 

Eli - Mommy! Daddy! I had an accident, Moooomy!  Daaady.

So my husband gets up to check on him and Elis is not wet, his pull up is dry the bed is dry. But he is insistent that he had an accident.  Eli point to a quarter size drool spot on his bed.

Eli - See daddy - I had an accident

Wes - you drooled, that's not an accident

The Midnight potty run

Sometimes I get tired of changing sheets with urine on them. 

Sometimes. 

So at the suggestion of my husband I woke Noah up to go to the potty.  Now I use the words "woke up" loosely.   I picked him up from his bed and carried him asleep to the potty.  Once at the potty, I sat him on to it

which he shouted

"Mom what are we doing?" 

Then he proceeded to pee all over the bathroom (I thought by sitting him down this would be avoided....I was wrong)  So once he was done he said

"ahh that feels so much better,

 to which I erupted in laughter, but tried not to laugh too hard so I did not wake him up. Just another night being a mom